Finally, the Greens have been snotted

Tim Train (who will type for food) reports on the result of his recent – and might I add, very innovative – policy suggestion to the Australian Greens:

Got a mail back from the Greens saying it was “Definitely one of the more imaginative policy suggestions received this week”. I’m very surprised that they didn’t wholeheartedly endorse the policy. What’s up, Australian Greens? Are you a Progressive Party or are you a PACK OF WIMPS!

Arrr, politicians, they’re all the same!!!

I thought their policies were all full of snot already?

4 thoughts on “Finally, the Greens have been snotted

  1. Some people say the snotty kids go for Labor or Liberal – which is kind of denying the Greens of their natural constituency …

    Thanks for the link!

  2. “Some people say the snotty kids go for Labor or Liberal – which is kind of denying the Greens of their natural constituency …”

    I agree. But it’s not just the Greens. Parties like the LDP need to work out how best to attract the kids with the most snot and foster a reliable snot base of supporters. In theory, these types of members will then be most likely to use the sticky persuasive power of snot to suck in other snotty kids to join the party.

    My plan needs a little work, and sadly I don’t have enough snot of my own to put it into practice yet.

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